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French teacher: A 7 foot snowman appeared across the street and its not even December. Bastards.
Me: Hey, its not even Thanksgiving. Things could be worse. It could be on your front lawn.
Silence while I digest this information.
Me: Ummm, so what’s your address?
Me: It’s , ah, for a Christmas card.
Me: yeah, that’s it. A Christmas card.
Me: Ok, don’t tell me. I’ll ask your department coworkers. They cave easily.
Me: I saw this 8 foot inflatable turkey. The tail feathers move.
Me: you’re so cute when you try to be authoritarian. Does anyone ever listen?
French teacher: Only my students. Occasionally.
Me: ITS ON ORDER