One day I googled the most random thing I could think of. ” Inflatable Pteradactyls.”
Thirty sites popped up. More sites, mind you, than googling ” cats in lobster costumes.”
I established a decorating fund for it.
Not for me, of course. For Madame Eiffel Tower. But I thought it looked rather impressive with its five foot wingspan taped underneath her projector shade.
The scream when the shade was snapped up was impressive too.
Heard in the Classroom 
My school has its own conflict between the French and Latin classes. I will pitch this idea to the others.
Thank you for your random brilliance.