I gave a friend a perfectly nice Christmas pig and she surreptitiously returned it to my lawn in the dead of 7pm 12 months later. After the season for winged pigs on one’s lawn was over I returned it to her lawn.
I had a student with me who made the sign ” Winged Attack Pig- Don’t be fooled by the halo”. After we settled it in on the lawn and set up the sign we got back in the car. She was silent a moment and then said, ” I’ve never done anything like this before.”
That’s what happens when you have a sheltered childhood.