Having too much time on my hands, I decided to build an Eiffel tower for the French teacher.
I probably have no life, either.
Six feet high with blinking lights. And of course, mounted on a heavy concrete block so she can’t move it out of the room. And with a squirrel on top. She LOVES squirrels. Send her some. Preferably live.
See, here’s a picture of it right next to her desk.
Oh. Sorry. Still in fantasy stage. And now she’s forewarned. Damn.
Maybe I’ll add water fountains and fireworks.