Having too much time on my  hands, I decided to build an Eiffel tower for the French teacher.

I probably have no life, either.

Six feet high with blinking lights. And of course, mounted on a heavy concrete block so she can’t move it out of the room.  And with a squirrel on top. She LOVES squirrels. Send her some. Preferably live.

See, here’s a picture of it right next to her desk.

Oh. Sorry. Still in fantasy stage. And now she’s forewarned. Damn.

Maybe I’ll add water fountains and fireworks.