the flying pig circus

Had a student who brought her boyfriend to meet the family. They politely inquired about his plans for the future. In a moment of uncontrolled whimsy he said,

“I want to own a pig circus.”

With themed foods, no less. He waxed eloquent.

Pork funnel cake.

Whipped bacon flavored cotton candy.

Pigs leaping through hoops of fire.

The girl punished him by making him get a job.

thats one way of looking at it

After translating, a girl looked at the book with a puzzled frown.

“Wow. Latin is like really bad English.”   ( Her classmates loved her for this. So do I)

This, however, may be the best.

” Latin. Its almost like a foreign language.”

That’s one way of looking at it.