The French teacher was inordinately proud of her podium, which some talented student had burned her name into in 3D. Her undoing was announcing ” Now no one can steal my podium.”
Who could resist such a challenge? Not me of weak will. Another French teacher helped me run down the hall with it and lock it in the storage room.
The halls resounded with barely repressed shouts of ” MERDE”. But she found it.
So, being possessed of budding criminal minds,we made a new name for her podium. Snarf is short for snarfblatt. What, you never watched Little Mermaid? Its a word.