Last year I bought a friend a santa cow and a winged pig and left it on her doorstep.
I should have staked them to her lawn with concrete blocks.
This year I see this picture posted.
I thought perhaps this was just a photo op to annoy me. Apparently not. They came in the dead of night. Or 7 p.m.
It isn’t nice to return gifts. The pig no doubt feels unwanted and unloved. We have not a single decoration up this year. But we have a light up flying pig.