Last year I bought a friend a santa cow and a winged pig and left it on her doorstep.

I should have staked them to her lawn with concrete blocks.

This year I see this picture posted.

I thought perhaps this was just a photo op to annoy me. Apparently not.  They came in the dead of night. Or 7 p.m.

It isn’t nice to return gifts. The pig no doubt feels unwanted and unloved.  We have not a single decoration up this year. But we have a light up flying pig.